When can I move to Hartford, WI ?

Woolly Mammoth Sign, The U District, Seattle, Washington USA (Photo credit: Wonderlane)

When can I move to Hartford, WI ?  Probably when global warming turns the world into a giant ice ball.....or was it called global change?  Whatever.  Maybe I can open a Mammoth burger joint when I get there.

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